To all the American fathers, have a great day.
I have two sons, and they refuse to talk to me. One's in Africa, helping starving children grow up without ricketts, or something silly like that. Sent his own father a card for Christmas last year that said he'd donated some trees in South America in my name, even though he knows I support the logging industry. The other one's a closet homosexual in [redacted] trying to be a stage actor. He sent me a sweater vest for my birthday. A sweater vest.
Yeah, happy father's day.
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